In At World’s End, Will Turner (played by the dreadful actor Orlando Bloom) seeks to save his dad’s death from Davy Jones. Alright, the hell with the frivolous plot. Nobody has any idea what the hell any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are about, but that is impertinent. At World’s End is supposedly the last movie in the trilogy of this epic Disney franchise, and there are some hits and misses. The cons being the aforementioned storyline or lack thereof. Why the hell is there a scene where Calypso and that squid (Davy Jones) are attempting to establish a rapport? I am still confounded by Chow Yun- Fat’s role in this movie. What was the deal with Calypso transforming into a bevy of crabs? That is her uncanny ability; she can turn into a myriad of crabs. I kid you not. I am dead serious. Throughout the duration of the movie, Calypso was perceived to be this unstoppable, untenable, unbelievable “Goddess.†For a “Goddess,†that is an immensely egregious talent. The pros being the always engrossing Johnny Depp as Captain Sparrow, Elizabeth Swan, and the action sequences. The movie is significantly facetious due in part of the brilliance of Mr. Depp. A perfect example of this is when Jack begins hallucinating and stating hilarious lines like “He who fights and runs away, lives to run away again.†I have always interpreted that quote to mean if you are a coward, you will always be a coward. Judging the Pirates movies on storyline is an enormous blunder. I view the Pirate movies as a comedy, and I believed At World’s End was the funniest. Therefore, I am picking it as the best of the 3 movies.
