Old Timer

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Can you write an amusing story that includes these old timer song titles?

(This is just for fun and YES...I'm the old timer..lol!!)
1) Are you ready boots?? START walking!!!!
2) The record shows, I took the blows and_________
3) Let it PLEASE be him...Oh dear GOD...It MUST be him!!
4) Every little breeze seems to whisper________
5) Wanna Mambo Italiano with me?
6) Just another day in the life of a fool!

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Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1875

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"Arizona Abigeus Ain't It Cool Act of Axinomancy"

Matt: "Sunshine ? Why is it that every other woman in town knows how to cook and sew?

Sunshine stuck out her lower lip: "Okay. So what? Do THEY know how to play a harmonica while attempting the Arizona
Abigeus Ain't It Cool Act of Axinomancy? Humph! I think NOT!"

Matt stood there ,mouth agape: "What the HECK did you just say?!!! 4) Every little breeze seems to whisper , ' The kid's a NUT! The kid's a NUT!!! '

Sunshine:" Listen. Alright. I'm not a great cook and sewing baffles me. Buuuuuuuuuut.....I happen to know for a FACT that there are things about me that you.....crrrrrrrrrAVE!!!
Ummmmm........5) Wanna Mambo Italiano with me, suga - britches? "

Matt scowled:"Is that ALL you ever think about?!!!! I honestly think you should have Doc take a blood test . Your hormone level is probably off the chart!!!"

Sunshine stood up, slapped some dust off her chaps and looked at Matt:" 1) Are you ready boots?? START walking!!!!"

Matt grabbed her arm:" And just WHERE are you going?"

Sunshine:" 2) The record shows, I took the blows and now.....
I'm OUTTA HERE!!!"

Matt:" Nowwwwwww honey pie. Don't get so angry. Okay. Okay. I DO want to do the Italian Mumble Jumble thing with you."
He tried to kiss her.

Sunshine:"As always you didn't hear me correctly!!! That is NOT what I said!! You have successfully ruined what COULD have been a very romantic afternoon. As it is...... Adios. Au Revoir.
Tot ziens. GOODBYE!! Oh, and by the way....Maybe you should have Doc check your HEARING!!!!"

Matt watched as she mounted her horse and galloped away:
" I AM a fuddy duddy. And now I've chased away the Annie Oakley Okie Dokie of my life!!! 6) Just another day in the life of a fool!"

Matt was so forlorn that he decided to ride into Dodge.
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Festus was sitting with Miss Kitty at a table in the Long Branch when Matt came through the swinging doors.

Festus:"Matthew? Ain't this your day off?"

Matt grabbed a beer from the bar and joined them:" Uh, huh."

Kitty tried desperately to signal Festus so that he would leave her alone with her former boyfriend. Suddenly she felt a hand on her knee.

Kitty:" 3) Let it PLEASE be him...Oh dear GOD...It MUST be him!!" She reached down to squeeze what she thought was Matt's hand.
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE !!!!" It turned out to be a man wearing a mouse outfit!! She kicked him in the head.

Randy Rowdyosky rubbed the back of his neck as he quickly stood up and took off the mouse costume head gear.

Kitty: " Was that YOUR doin' ????!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy, you're just a dirty old man!!!!"

Randy:" This is just for fun and YES...I'm the old timer..lol!!"
(Make sure you see his photo in the Cast of Characters!!!)
Matt laughed ,waved to his friends and went home.

What did he find when he got there? Was Sunshine still fuming? Was she practicing her Arizona Abigeus Ain't It Cool Act of Axinomancy? Was she even home?

You'll just have to post another like-question to find out.

CAST OF CHARACTERS:

Sunshine......http://www.flickr.com/photos/gcck/331703472/
MattDillon
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Kitty......http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/thumbnail2/12077_mad_blond_woman_screaming_at_her_husband_or_children.jpg
►► Randy Rowdyosky........ http://www.flickr.com/photos/daveschulz/3592206278/

Old-Timer on skies from Rcminh.wmv